You know that thing you do with your eyes?? 
You know that thing I'm talking about...I see it now looking back over all these photos. Among many other things you've given me including my love for '60s musicals, Elvis movies, the song, "Don't Mess With Bill", Law & Order obsessions, The Bad Seed fascination, a spirit for justice (especially the grocery store kind), and a passion for the underdog, you also gave me the ability to do that eye thing. And while you may not realize it, you actually encourage my raunchy and lewd sense of humor my being so "disgusted"...but secretly loving it, I'm sure! 
You are celebrating you special day today, and I hope it's a wonderful one. 
Happy Birthday, Mom. I love you!